Bob is my 80 year old grandfather, but I call him Bob instead of grandfather. Always have. I moved from my parent's house in January 2010 to Bob's house. Bob is eccentric, even as far as old men go. I always appreciated it, but I was never quite exposed to it this much. Now, I want everyone to know about my experiences. You may laugh, but I shake my head. All of these short stories are true. They are not fabricated or exaggerated. They are Bob at his finest. If 'finest' is the right word
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Keystone
While we are eating dinner in Denny's, Bob whispers, "What's our waitress' name?" "Keisha, I think." Bob leans in, "Keystone???" "No, KEISHA." About 5 minutes later, Keisha approaches our table and asks Bob if he would like more water. Bob replies, "That would be great, Keystone." Smiling, I bury my face in my hands until she walks away. "No one would name their kid 'Keystone'... KEISHA!"
