Two years ago when I was initially living with Bob, the potted plant life in his house was wholly neglected, but not desperate. In 2013, it has skipped desperation and gone to terrifying. Case and point: the Bob Plant (pictured below). Pushing forth green and yellow limbs in a hellish display of raw existence, the Bob Plant has found a way to survive without water for 5 years (2008 was my grandmothers' passing). Unless the Midlothian Fire Dept. intervenes, the Bob Plant could become a real problem in the Salisbury community. We can speculate all we want; I do know the Bob Plant is as visibly angry as it is thirsty, and I am scared.
