"Tuna makes me burp, burp, burp." Bob said as he sat back in his chair at the kitchen table. I take a look at the empty tuna can,"Its probably not tuna in general that makes you burp as much as it is 22 year old canned fish meat. This tuna is from '89."
Interesting Perspectives:
Some species of tuna only live 6-7 years.
Even though it expired in '89, the can of tuna itself probably predated my birth (1986).
Bob's lunch, in effect, predated the conception of the modern nation of Russia (est. 1991), the fall of the Berlin wall (Nov. 1989)
Poison's "Every Rose has Its Thorn" was #1 on the billboard charts.
Bob is my 80 year old grandfather, but I call him Bob instead of grandfather. Always have. I moved from my parent's house in January 2010 to Bob's house. Bob is eccentric, even as far as old men go. I always appreciated it, but I was never quite exposed to it this much. Now, I want everyone to know about my experiences. You may laugh, but I shake my head. All of these short stories are true. They are not fabricated or exaggerated. They are Bob at his finest. If 'finest' is the right word
